A Vow to Myself
One day I will meet my soul mate. He is out there - it’s just taking a while for us to cross paths. When that happens, I vow to myself that I will not…
- Let him define who I am as an individual. He will love me for the unique person that I am.
- Disappear on my friends. I’ve done it and had it done to me. It’s a lose-lose situation either way.
- Treat single women like they are the enemy. Single women are not plotting the day they can swoop in and take my man.
Friends, if ever I break these vows, please take it upon yourself to smack me upside the head.
