Seriously? This was my morning?
1. The fire alarm
I shower at work after I go to the gym in the morning. This morning just as I stepped out of the shower the fire alarm went off. I thought to myself “Do I get dressed or head out naked with only a towel?” I chose the option to get dressed because I’d rather die in a fire than let my coworkers see that much of me. Fortunately it was false alarm.
2. My badge
After finishing my shower, I discover my badge has been disabled. This always sends a little bit of panic through me as I cannot help recall the dot com bust, when I, along with many others, became unemployed.
3. The bug
I get to my desk and open my laptop. A flying bug comes out directly at my face.
4. Yogurt - my arch nemesis
I seem to like to get yogurt on my clothes. Today was no exception. When I popped open the foil lid to my container of delicious Greek yogurt with honey, it popped right back at me. I now have a big glop of yogurt on my dress.
